Get Paid to Masturbate - A Real Job Offer as a Sex Toy Tester
That's right folks, this was a real thing! Unfortunately, this job offer expired many months ago, but WOW, we sure are disappointed we missed out!
Hot Octopuss, an innovative sex toy manufacturer from the UK, was offering a real position to test out their newest products - the PULSE Solo and PULSE Duo, AKA the world's first 'guybrator' (now available at Pure Pleasure). Here is the enticing offer:
APPLICATIONS NOW CLOSED
Job Title: Male Orgasm Engineer
Salary: Great Package
Working Hours: Part-Time
Job Description
Not getting the buzz you need from your current job role? Feeling un-stimulated? Looking for a job you can grow into? Hot Octopuss has a brand spanking new role that will get you buzzing with excitement…
Hot Octopuss is a British company, sitting at the cutting edge of next generation sex toy design. We develop toys for men, women and couples that are designed to fit in with people’s lifestyles, not just their bedrooms.
Following the success of the world’s first ‘guybrator’, we are on the hunt for our first ever part time Orgasm Engineer to help test our new range of male products.
Successful applicants will be sent prototype sex toys to review on a regular basis and will be required to report back on their sexperiences.
Benefits include being allowed to work whenever the moment takes you, from the comfort of your own home, or anywhere in the world for that matter – maybe just not in public!
We’ll also provide a lifetime supply of tissues to the lucky candidate.
Successful candidates will:
• Be aged 18+
• Have good stamina
• Be able to handle pressure
• Have their own penis
Could this be the best job in the world? We reckon so. Go ahead spunk, make our day!
Talk about a dream job!
The PULSE is a multi-award-winning male simulator that uses oscillations (as opposed to standard vibrations) to stimulate the penis. This is PULSE's primary function and what sets it apart from all toys that have come before it.
Whilst the PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL has been created exclusively for male solo play, the PULSE III DUO has been designed specifically with couples in mind. Although the male experience will be identical with both toys, the PULSE III DUO has a soft vibrating underside which the woman can independently control via remote. Both toys are rechargeable, 100% waterproof and offer five stimulation modes with adjustable intensity for the man.
The Hot Octopuss Pulse products are available at Pure Pleasure. Aside from the fact that our customers love them, we are also confident in their quality and performance based on the fact that someone was actually hired to test them and give feedback to perfect their engineering. Tested by the people, for the people.
What a wonderful world we live in :)
