The Real Deal on the Burn

All right, so here’s the tea: sex is amazing for your heart and stress levels, but it’s usually more of a "brisk walk" vibe than a "CrossFit" vibe. On average, you’re looking at burning anywhere from 30 to 150 calories per session. Think of it as roughly 2 to 6 calories per minute.

A few things factor into your personal "sexercise" stats:

• Intensity and Duration: A quickie is great, but longer, more vigorous play is what really gets the fire burning.
• Who’s Doing the Work: Generally, cock owner bodies might burn about 100–150 calories, while pussy owner bodies often land in the 70–100 range. But hey, it all depends on who is putting in the physical effort!
• The Position: If you’re the one doing the heavy lifting (or squatting and bouncing), your calorie burn is going to climb.

Positions That Bring the Heat

If you’re looking to level up your orgasm game and your activity stats, some positions require a bit more effort in your tool kit than others.

• Standing: This is basically a full-body stability workout. You’re looking at 145–198 calories per 30 minutes.
• Doggy Style: A classic for a reason! Whether you're exploring butt stuff or vaginal play, this can burn roughly 103–182 calories in a 30-minute session.
• The Butter Churner: This one is the "cherry on top" for the flexible folks. It’s intense, deep, and can burn between 106–211 calories.

Babe, remember: Explicit consent is everything, and you can change your minds at any time. All consensual sex is good sex, whether you're breaking a serious sweat, exploring deep intimacy, or just taking it slow and sweet.

Spotlight: The Butter Churner

Wait, the what? I know, right? If you haven't tried this yoga-inspired move, it's a high-energy favorite for deep, rhythmic penetration and intense, yummy eye contact.

How to get into it:

• The Receiver: Lie on your back, bring your knees to your chest, and fold your legs back so your ankles are by your head.
• The Giver: Squat over your partner and get into a vertical, rhythmic flow.

A quick heads-up: This one is for the "sex-nerds" who have some flexibility. It’s athletic, it’s juicy, and it’s a total blast, but don't strain your neck trying to be a gymnast! If it's a hard no for your body today, honor your truth and find a position that feels yummy.

Add These to Your Pleasure Tool Kit

Ready to explore? We’ve got a few favorites to help you "cum and get ‘em":

• Lube (and a shit ton of it!): You can't go wrong with Uberlube or our customer-fave water-based Sliquid Sassy.
• Liberator Fascinator Throw: Because things will get juicy, and this waterproof beauty keeps your sheets, furniture, or carpet safe from sweat and jizz.
• Magic Wand Waterproof: Take your workout to the shower or the pool—no judgment, just love and mindblowing pleasure.

Whatever your rules are, make your own rules and make sure you're having fun. Go forth and play, folks!